My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I am mentally ready for anal.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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