I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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