Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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