So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My breasts were aching with rage.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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