p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
