idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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