I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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