People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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