It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
