is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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