Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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