That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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