so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my shit smells like andre
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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