just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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