She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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