Old men and throwing up are my life now.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
This is classic penis vs brain.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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