OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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