Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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