Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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