Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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