I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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