I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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