His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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