In the future we'll all be gay
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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