so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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