So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She bit a glass in half.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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