in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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