when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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