; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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