I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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