Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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