brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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