i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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