where does the pee come out of this thing
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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