I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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