I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
ok first of all what the fuck
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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