i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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