In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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