He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Of course I have a pirate flag
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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