Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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