He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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