He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
How does one acquire holy water?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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