had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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