If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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