The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Reggie can tackle my bush.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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