I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
not ubering you a puppy
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