All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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