My room smells like vodka and shame
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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