there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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