dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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