No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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