There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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