Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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