So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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