U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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