The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm always down for nudity.
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