Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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